adimals:

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

(via kellyelizanguyen)

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

(via liuuumji)

embraceyour-weirdness:

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

we did this on the last day of school,

we got detention on the last day of school.

(via forever90s)

chickiefingie:

i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy

(via relying-onfaith)